Den of the Bunny

I am attending Trinity Lutheran College (www.tlc.edu).

I have been failing classes, because I am Alec. :<

Hopefully this will change. ^_^;

In 9/11

Narrator: In A.D. 2001 war was begining.
Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set us up the terror attacks!
Cheney: We get signal.
Bush: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on
Bush: It's you?!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentalmen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush:(hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush: Take off every marine.
Bush: I dont know what I doing
Bush: Move marines
Bush: For great justice

2 years later as Saddam was captured

In A.D. 2003 Bush's other war was begining
Al-Qaeda leader: What happen?
Osama bin Laden: Somebody captured us up the Saddam
Al-Qaeda leader:We get message
Osama bin Laden:???
Al-Qaeda leader: Main phone pick up
Al-Qaeda leader: It's you!
Bush: How are you terrorists?!
Bush: All your oil are belong to U.S.
Bush: You will also be on the way to descruction!
Al-Qaeda leader: Whaaaa?
Bush: You have no chance to retrieve your oil, you will die!
Bush: HAHAHA!
Osama: take off every suicide bomber
Al-Qaeda leader: You know what you doing!?
Osama: Move suicide bomber
Osama:For great jihad

Altavista Babelfish Translation

Western calendar 2101 fight started.

Captain: Just that how it did, word you bore!
Engineer: No person it seems that it could set up the explosive according to.
Communication operator: Captain! Communication entered!
Captain: No!
Communication operator: Vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: As for you!
CATS: Don't you think? busily so is, the ladies and gentlemen.
CATS: With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your base.
CATS: Also your warship, gradually probably is end.
Captain: foolish ...!
CATS: You appreciate in your cooperation.
CATS: Before making the life which at the very most remains and is little, important....
CATS: HA HA HA HA HA...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: In ZIG all machine takeoff order! !
Captain: Already, only you entrust to them.
Captain: Our future desires...
Captain: It is the む. ZIG! !

Multiple Altavista Babelfish Translation

From Engrish to Dutch to french to German back to english.

The western schedule 2101 began the fight.

Captain: This only the event?
Mechanic: Someone placed us on the bomb.
Owner: We receive the signal.
Captain: Which
owner: The beginning head the screen.
Captain: It is you the CATS
As you are the cats of gentleman
Is her basis it belongs to us.
CATS: They are from the way on the destruction.
Captain: Which it of the CATS!!,
one said: They do not have luck settle your time to survive.
CATS: The hectar hectar hectar of the hectars....
uses: Captain
captain: Each Zig captain increase up
It weet, which makes you this.
Captain: Zig of the movement.
Captain: For the large law.

In the American Revolution

Narrator: In 1776 A.D. War was beginning

King: What happen
Servant 1: someone set up us the Declaration of Independence
Servant 2: We get mail
King: What!!!?
Servant 2: Main letter read on
King: It's you
George Washington: How are you gentlemen
George Washington: All your colony are belong to us
King: What you say!
George Washington: You have no chance make your time
George Washington: ha ha ha
Servant 2: King!!
King: Take off every redcoat!
Servant 2: You know what you doing?
King: Move redcoat
King: for great justice

In Shakespearean times

In the year of the Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.

King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destrustion.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to escape, fool! Enjoy the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shake with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My king?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, may the lord show us mercy.

In Judaism

In the year that a young boy is turning 13, war is beginning.

Father: What happen?
Son: Somebody set up us the bar mitzvah.
Son: We get rabbi.
Father: What?
Son: Main Torah open.
Father: It's you!
God: How are you, true believers?! All your souls are belong to us!
God: You are on the way to heaven.
Rabbi: What you say? ~consults Torah for information~
God: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA! < God laugh.
Son: Father?
Rabbi: Move arks of the covenant!
Father: You know what you doing.
Rabbi: Move arks!
Rabbi: For great holyness!

On the starship Enterprise

On Stardate 90210 It were Klingons

Kirk: What...happen.
Scotty: Somebody went an settup as the bamb!
Uhura: We get signal!
Uhura:Main screen turn on!
Kirk: It's...you.
KLINGONS: How are you gentlemen?
KLINGONS: All your geeks are belong to us!
KLINGONS: You have no chance to survive,make your beds!
Kirk: Take...off...every...phaser!
Kirk: You...know...what...you...doing...move...phaser!
Kirk: For...great...Shatner!
In Chess

By move 23, war was beginning.

King: What happen ?
Rook: Someone set up us the pawn.
Bishop: We get signal.
King: What!
Bishop: King to e5.
Enemy King: How are you gentlemen!!
Enemy King: All your piece are belong to us.
Enemy King: You are on the way to destruction.
King: What you say!!
Enemy King: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Enemy King: Check...
Bishop: King!!
King: Take off every "Knight".
King: You know what you doing.
King: Move "Knight".
King: For great checkmate.

In retirement home

In AD 2006 Retirement was begining
Old Man#1:[farts loudly] Whhwhwat happen?
Old Man#2:(sleeping) somebod.ddy set us up the bomb...zzzzzzzzzzz
Old Man#3:We get signal, and it's interfering with my hearing aid.
Old Man#3:Main screen door open.
Old Man#1:It's it's it's....you!
Old Lady(Katrina):How are you gentalmen?
Katrina:All your pills are belong to us
Katrina:There no way to you to retrieve medication!
Old Man#1(nearly deaf):What you say?
Katrina:You have...(reads scientific name for pills)Noch ants to serviv e mak yer tim???
Katrina:HAHAHA(coughs badly)
Old Man#2(still sleeping):General....zzzzzz
Old man#1:Take off on walker.
Old Man#1:(struggling with walker)move walker!
Old Man#1:For greattt.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
In Runescape

In 2001 AD, Runescape was begining
Player 1: What happen?
Player 2: Somebody set us up a free MMORPG!
Player 1: We get holiday drop!
Player 2: Go trade in world 1
Player 1: It you!
Player 3: How are you gentlemen!
Player 3: All your P-hats are belong to us
Player 3: You have no chance to buy this time!
Player 1: What you say?
Player 3: HaHaHaHaHaHa
Player 2: Oh no!
Player 1: Take away 1 Mill
Player 1: I know what I am doing
Player 1: Trade P-hat
Player 1: For great profit

In the Tinned Foods aisle

In Celsius 2101, Warmth was beginning.
Captain Branston: What happen!?
HP Sauce: Somebody set up us the table!
Commis Operator: We get baked beans.
Branston: What? Main toaster turn on. It's you!
HEINZ: How are you bean fanatics !! All your beans are belong to HEINZ. You are on the way to being buttered.
Branston: What you say!?
HEINZ:You have no chance to be toasted, beans in brine. Ha ha ha....
Branston: Move beans, for great toastice! For great toastice, move every bean. Take off every bean fart.
In World War II

In A.D. 1941 war was beginning
Lt. General Walter C. Short: What Happen!?
Colonel: Someone set us up the bomb!
Liutennant: We get signal.
Lt. General Short: What!? Main radio turn on! It's you!
Vice Admiral Chuichi Nagumo: How are you gentlemen?
Vice Admiral Nagumo: All your Aircraft Carrier are belong to us.
Lt. General Short: What you say!?
Vice Admiral Nagumo: You have no chance to survive make your time
Lt. General Short: Move Anti-Aircraft gun, for great justice.

I've been staying up late, working on graphics, coding in game elements, listening to really REALLY hard techno, eating food, missing meals, star tripping, getting in assignments, acing essays, thinking about ViscoSushi, animating flash, waiting for my FRELLING iMac, talking to Luke-X and Bitterman and Conscience and Jessa and Holly and tons more people, moderating the Zap! board, building Zap! levels, finishing the Nightmare Realm, playing Vendetta Online, writing articles for the Ambrosia Software Banter And Brawl webforum magazine, posting on the ASW boards, creating a super-secret leauge for the super-secret people, making graphics for 1000 Blank White Cards, living on irc.ambrosia.net irc.uplink.net and irc.slashnet.net, modding the wireless setup of my computer, and listening to my iPod.

YEAH, TECHNO! XD

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So I'd better get to sleep now.

DAMNIT.

please standby...

...okay. Better.

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There is no way in hell I am getting all my crap into the broom closet that is my dorm.

D:

Remedy this.

Also, old people are calling me handsome. This creeps me out in a big way.

I feel like JTHM today.

DUDES, I'M IN WA DUDES!

Okay, so I can ride bullet trains for free, cuz I have a rail pass.

So I get on a bullet train, ride it for an hour or so, have a nice bento lunch on the train, and then when I see a city that looks cool, I hop off the train.

I have found this method of traveling Japan to be full of win and awesome.

I will post pics, now I need sleep. I haven't had much intranet due to xtreem travellage.

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EX-TREEEEM!

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Going back in a few hours, which means our new fiber gigabit-per-second conenction is waiting for me.

Mmmmm.

http://www.bash.org/?5598

XD

So I'm being encouraged to sail, and I don't like sailing, and my swimming teacher is like, "You should try for level 6!" And I'm like, "Lol, butterfly stroke." And then she's like, "YOU CAAAN DO EEEET!"

:<

I'm feeling kinda bored, and I want access to a phone, to call a certain someone.

Also, it is the duty of all of you to go download the Cosmic George wallpaper (See below), and use it.

Last night I caught fireflies and put them in a jar. It was hardcore.

Edit: This comic would not be possible without the supreme inspiration of Lucas and Richard. Bless their souls.

Now, with Cosmic George Wallpaper!

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